Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
My friends decided to take a lovely pic for the Westboro Baptist Church. They’re not gay but they support gay rights
This is the most gangsta shit I have ever seen on tumblr
Not even a little bit sorry for posting color to my uncolored blog. This is amazing.
Literally the third time reblogging this, no regrets
Oh my god ahhahahaha
looking at this whilst listening to the song “fuck you” by lily allen. Too perfect of a moment to not rebog
HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF
I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop.
Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.
she’s totally like:
is Tony still arguing?
he’s still arguing.
#OMG#JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY#WHEN HAPPY SAYS ‘DON’T TAKE YOUR EYE OFF YOUR OPPONENT’#WHO IS SHE LOOKING AT#TONY#TONY IS HER OPPONENT RIGHT NOW#HER TASK IS TO LEARN AS MUCH AS POSSBILE ABOUT TONY AND STOP HIS SELF DESTRUCTIVENESS#SHE DOESN’T TAKE HER EYE OFF OF HIM#GAAAAAH
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it